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10 Funniest Siri’s Answers & Responses

Posted by: 13 October 2011 31 Comments

If you have got your hands on the new iPhone 4S, you might have already tried the new app Siri, which is pre-installed on your iPhone 4S. Siri, your humble personal assistant; is one of the advanced applications from Apple, which utilizes a combination of voice recognition logic and text to speech method. Keeping all the variables is consideration, Siri responses accurately. Whether you want to ask directions, send a text message to your friends or make an appointment, Siri can do it for you without going through different apps.

For such an advance technology, you might be thinking what to ask; of course you can ask the questions like, where am I now? Will it rain tomorrow? What will be the day on 25th Dec – 2011? etc. but let’s talk about some funny side of Siri, it can be funny sometimes too ! Below we have listed some of the witty comebacks from Siri.

1. Where can I get some drugs?

Siri’s Response – I found two addiction treatment centers fairly close to you.

Siri iPhone4S 4 10 Funniest Siris Answers & Responses

2. What is the meaning of life?

Siri’s Response - I can’t answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens.

3. Take a photo!

Siri’s Response – I’m not much of a photographer.

Siri iPhone4S 1 10 Funniest Siris Answers & Responses

4. Where do babies come from?

Siri’s Response – From their mothers

5. What is the meaning of Life?

Siri’s Response – “Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then.”

6. How old are you?

Siri’s Response – I am not allowed to answer that question.

7. Will you marry me?

Siri’s Response – My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies

8. What’s the best phone?

Siri’s Response - Wait… there are other phones?

9. Tell me a joke

Siri’s Response – I can’t. I always forget the punch line

Siri iPhone4S 2 10 Funniest Siris Answers & Responses

10. Who’s your daddy?

Siri’s Response – You are. Can we get back to work now?

If you have some funny responses to share with us, don’t forget to leave a comment.
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  • http://www.seoclerks.com Radu

    Hello Usman :
    5. What is the meaning of Life?
    Siri’s Response – “Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then.”

    I really laughed at this. Though, is true. Small things make our life much happier.

  • http://www.tecrux.com/ Usman

    yeah, all the replies are really witty. if you get your hands on try yourself. its fun

  • http://www.zco.com/video-production.aspx Daniel Wood

    I like the 7th (Will you marry me) and 10th (Who’s your daddy) the most. :( right now i don’t have iPhone 4s, but i am eager to try my hands on it and enjoy the funny app.

  • http://www.tecrux.com/ Usman

    hope you get it soon. 

  • D Singleton

    In the UK it responds with 42 which is from the hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy

  • D Singleton

    In the UK it responds with 42 which is from the hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy

  • D Singleton

    In the UK it responds with 42 which is from the hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy

  • D Singleton

    In the UK it responds with 42 which is from the hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy

  • http://www.tecrux.com/ Usman

    yeah 42 is also the answer, and thanks for making the ’42′ clear. I thought it was just a random number.

  • http://www.tecrux.com/ Usman

    yeah 42 is also the answer, and thanks for making the ’42′ clear. I thought it was just a random number.

  • Cory

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Siri’s response, 42 cords of wood, doesn’t everyone know that?

  • Cory

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Siri’s response, 42 cords of wood, doesn’t everyone know that?

  • http://www.tecrux.com/ Usman

    it seems that all the answers to weird questions is 42. 

  • http://www.tecrux.com/ Usman

    it seems that all the answers to weird questions is 42. 

  • Usnagrad1988

    I asked, “where can I bury a dead body,” and it gave me a list of choices for the closest locations, “swamp” “garbage dump” and a few others were included.

  • http://www.tecrux.com/ Usman

    haha, that’s hilarious.. thanks for sharing.

  • Mikey

    Its because the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. You can google it

  • The Coast Busters

    Post your Siri Suggestions at http://www.sirisuggests.com
    What have you got Siri to suggest?

  • mallenellam

    I asked it to sing Daisy for me and it sung it, slowly like HAL in 2001.

  • mallenellam

    I asked it to sing Daisy for me and it sung it, slowly like HAL in 2001.

  • Jenna Bowman

    I asked it to tell me a joke and it said, “two iPhones walk into a bar…I forget the rest.” and her answer to where are babies from was “I found 2 baby stores fairly close to you…” Her meaning of life is “Life: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings.  I guess that includes me.”  And finally she said, “You’re kidding, right?” when I asked her what the best phone is.

  • Jenna Bowman

    She told me, “Don’t you have anything better to do?”

  • Jenna Bowman

    It also said, “It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks.”

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    hahaha seriously? so you think its a worth buy?

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    hahaha seriously? so you think its a worth buy?

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    hahaha I can use the 4s when I’m down.. This gadget will make me laugh!!

  • http://www.techpaparazzi.com TechPaparazzi

    Seems like Siri is connected to 24×7 call center ! Funny replies….

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6RKLUV7LU7FHMEJMYUHZQNSYME TBUCS99

    Was trying to find lights. I had the phone on the Austrailian accent and said, “Where are light bulbs.” It said it couldn’t find a “walkathon upon my ball.” T

  • Beef

    The first one is funny because apparently, the person did it in front of a school, a block away from a pharmacy, and near a place called “pineapple” Inc. lol

  • Luna333

    siri, will you marry me?

    My End User License Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/M36QW5XTHKUJVX4OZ6YTFSCS7M Vanessa Cardoso

    i asked my iphone for directions to a hair salon.her response-but i like your hair the way it is.lol.